December 2010
Does anyone use AIM anymore?
All my new Sephora stuff came in today, wooooohoo.
Just to wait on my Victoria’s Secret and my plugs.
Boo! ):
When total strangers are taking pictures in...
Photobomb for life.
Buying a tattoo gun with Zac, Shawn and Jacob
It’s not a gun.
It’s a machine.
Doesn’t shoot people.
Just sayin’.
BRANDIMARIEBROWN.
Betcha wanna see this booty bounce.
Used car salesmen.
The vultures of the human race.
Put your ipod on shuffle and write the first 10... →
xjizzx:
letolove:
bulletproofpoison:
mopplecopter:
rachelclarkx:
dyingintheprocess:
justsomefuckinkilljoys:
laserblade:
thelastparade:
didyoueverbelieve:
collyofthesea:
theyrecomingforme:
thesoulreasonikeepbelieving:
there for tomorrow - just in time
paramore - decoy
mcfly - going though the motions
cady groves- fly
taylor swift - white christmas
the summer set...
It's like 1, 2, 3,
FUCK IT.
Have you ever saw a girl and just automatically...
I know I have. LOL
TEN things you wish you could say to ten different people right now:
1. You’re a fucking loser. Plain and simple. I used to adore you, but now your life is nothing, and you’re addicted, and it’s so fucking sad. I wish I could shake you and make you wake up. You’re going to die at a very young age. I don’t want to have to come to town to attend your funeral, but I know it’s going to happen unless...
That awkward moment when you're the father.
moonlightandwhispers:
papercut-:
omg the baby in the background…
GPOY.
1 tag
DJ put that record on.
That’s my song, that’s my shit.
When someone disses Harry Potter.
moonlightandwhispers:
jazzhandingyouflowers:
*glares* Avada keda-
That awkward moment when someone asks if I still...
I want to say, “Lol, no bitch, I don’t have any gauges. I don’t work on cars and shit.” But then I don’t want to be rude, because it’s potential money, so I say, “I still have my plugs for sale, yes.”
Subtle, passive aggressive bitchiness, ftw.
LOL
Mom: Stupendous?
Me: Stupendous.
Mom: That's stupid. That means stupid.
Me: Um... no. That means like... marvelous, great, wonderful...
Mom: I thought it meant stupid..
Oh, Diane.
How Not To Treat A Girl 101.
You’re an expert in that class.
Whenever you tell me I'm pretty, that's when the...
Your little heart goes pitter-patter, I want your liver on a platter. Use your finger to stir my tea, and for dessert I’ll suck your teeth.
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
