We only have what we remember.

May 18

#soccormom to the rescue. Hahahahaha.  (Taken with instagram)

#soccormom to the rescue. Hahahahaha. (Taken with instagram)

May 16

rasputin:

Do yourself a favour. Click on the picture.

rasputin:

Do yourself a favour. Click on the picture.

(via wizlaqueefa)

ashleyslytherin:

jonathanegbert:

unfortunately, despite our best medical and scientific advancements, we still have not yet figured out how you “superman that hoe.”

Wait, someone explained it to me once. They said that you jizz on her back and throw a towel over it.

I don’t know how accurate that is, however. 

If you heard it from a black guy, you know it’s true.

(Source: halfstoned, via wizlaqueefa)

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(Source: fucknrawr, via baseycenz)

“Almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to the butt.”

….. Come again?