don't come to me for advice.
Me: Do you know how many beautiful tattooed girls there are in this world? Google it, your mind will be blown, and those are just the ones that ended up on Google.... the point is.... shut the fuck up about that whore.... also, Google is legit as fuck...
Friend: but not all of them ride bikes and listen to awesome music
Me: If I can teach my nephew to ride a bike, you can teach some girl how to, and you don't want them to listen to all the same music, because when you break up, you are going to hate that band because of her
Friend: You are really bitter.
Me: I prefer wise and experienced
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canarycoal said:
so he wants a tatted girl who rides bikes and listens to good music? dude those girls are everywhere!
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